26 Amy Schumer Quotes That Will Make You Laugh, Think, And Feel Understood All At The Same Time

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 1. “All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.”



2. “The moments that make life worth living are when things are at their worst and you find a way to laugh.”



3. “I went home with this French guy because he said something adorable like, ‘I have an apartment.'”



4. “I say if I’m beautiful. I say if I’m strong. You will not determine my story – I will.”



5. “I will speak and share and f*ck and love and I will never apologize to the frightened millions who resent that they never had it in them to do it. I stand here and I am amazing, for you. Not because of you. I am not who I sleep with. I am not my weight. I am not my mother. I am myself. And I am all of you, and I thank…

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